Still playing catch-up with our holiday themed weirdness. Like so.
(pic from plasticrevolver)
A/B/C HAIKU CHRISTMAS!
Amazing presents
Before ripping them open
Cock-smear each to claim
Drafty mansion smells
Elegant decorations
Fruitcake poo all night
Great green globs of cheer
Habitate my sinuses
Icicle boogers
Just in time for gin
Kills the pain of heaving them
Loathsome is their sound
Murder most merry
No! You bastard! Don’t kill me!
O! Cruel Santa Claus
Palpatate, oh heart
Quiver with happy urges
Regurgitate love
Santa touched my stuff
“Thank you,” I told him. We smiled
Under the tree: Swag!
Vacant Christmas stares
Watching me with empty eyes
X-rays on my chest
Yellow snow is gross
Zeus versus Jesus: who wins?
Me, motherfucker
This piece of obligatory, offensive, purile and GENIUS art was actually done on Christmas Eve. Yep, we went ahead and did Thursday Night Coffee on the most precious fucking night of the year. I guess.
Honestly, it’s hard to pick my favorite here. It’s tough competition between PQR & STU and the YZ* is freakin’ amazing… kinda.
-BRP
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