Another ABC, but this time as a list. Ooh, we love lists…
Allow myself to do something dirty.
Blow Trevor.
Cruise in the Bahamas.
Discover what it’s like to have three wives.
Eight guys at once!
Find the little man in the sailboat.
Gestate.
Happen upon a treasure map.
Invent a new language.
Jump off a cliff into water.
Keel-haul with penile pirates.
Let somebody else drive for a change.
Make James pay for the damage to my soul.
Name a disease.
Own a medium-sized country.
Put it in the action figure cave.
Queef one million times.
Rock out with your cock out.
Seduce a kindergarten teacher.
Take candy from a baby.
Unearth El Dorado.
Virginity: reclaim it.
Wrangle baby kittens for charity.
X-rays: get them, look at them, show them to your friends.
Yank on a fart.
Zap zappable things!
For those who are curious, “action figure cave” will become clear in the next posting. We talked a lot about fetishes this week. Strange, dangerous and downright wrong. The biggest realization that I had is this:
“No matter what you are doing – at any given point during the day – someone, somewhere is will to jerk off to it.”
Think about that for awhile. Better yet, don’t. Just act natural. Sure.
-BRP
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