Ladies and gentlemen, I (not so) proudly present: The ABCs of ASS!
(I couldn’t resist the temptation…)
(image from Wikipedia)
A
Ass
Action figure cave
Anus
B
Butt
Booty
Badonkadonk
Back door
Brown eye
BUHgina
Buns
C
Crack
Cavern
Cracker-ass
Chocolate starfish
Cheeks
Can
D
Derriere
Dooky machine
E
Enema zone
Ew
Excrement exit
F
Fart factory
Flesh pocket
G
Guteous
H
Heinie
Hershey highway
Humps
Hamhocks
Hot pockets
I
Ick
Ink well
J
Junk in the trunk
K
Kaboose
L
Lower lumps
M
Mudflaps
Mangina
N
No-man’s-land
Noise maker
O
O-ring
Other vagina
O-zone
P
Poopsmith
Poop chute
Park ‘n ride
Q
Quarter-pounder
R
Royale
Rump
Rump roast
Rectum
S
Situpons
Sphincter
Shitter
Sputnik
Sweet juicy ham
T
Tuchus
Toilet topper
U
Underbits
Uranus
Undercarriage
V
Vagina 2: The Sequel
VAG2
W
Waste wagon
Wagon yer draggin’
Wazoo
X
XXX*
Y
Yum-yum
Z
Zeppelin
I can’t believe I almost forgot to post this! It might not seem significant to you, but this game holds some pretty powerful in-joke, meta-humor weirdness. My gawd! “Action Figure Cave”?! Holy shit. It’s a long story, but all I can say is this: I will never touch another, uh, used action figure if I can help it. Ew. Ew, with a capital WTF?
This game was just a spur-of-the-moment thing, while we were busy doing another game. Given that, I’m pleased that we managed to nail at least one for ever letter. Obviously we missed some, but we were just seeing what popped out. So to speak. (ahem)
Please – by all means – feel free to add to our collective ‘wisdom’ in the comments. Cheers!
-BRP
PS:
“Why Zeppelin for Z?” you ask, “What’s that supposed to mean?”
I say, go to hell. Whether we’re talkin’ about Led, or the dirigible kind, it’s always classy to end with ZEPPELIN! w00t!!!111eleven!!!
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