Backwards Letter

Note to self:

So it’s written, so it goes.  She looked good on the broom – there was Esmerelda’s fat fucking ass on the billboard – just before I saw her ad on the tv.  I laughed when it mocked me and even so, I never liked that billboard anyway.

Because of that, your uncle thinks this letter is screwed.  I think God wants to ponitificate some more.  It looked like marinated lamb dicks, with fancy mustard.  Then you offered the cat a bowl of dicks, when you were alone.  Your son doesn’t know why you would do that with the cat.

And that’s why I’m leaving you.

love,
Your Conscience

The Naked & the Surreal

Things have been more hectic than usual.  Babies.  Festivals.  Existential angst.  Somewhere along the line, the motherfucking SUN came out to play.  Good times…

Posting will resume soon – and with a goddamn vengeance!  I’ve got a backlog of crazy shit to post, so hold on to your hat.  The ride will be bumpy and you must be this tall to climb aboard.

Cheers!

-BRP