(image: Rude Cactus)
And now for some time-honored haiku fun!
Santa is coming
Put more wood in the fireplace!
Put more wood in me
Eagan’s gives good shake
Hanukkah is in my cat
My manhood – engorged!
Blow him off hard, man!
Hospital – he has earned it
He died twice, beat that!
You can beat it twice
Just take your lumps and like it
Sexy lady lumps
It is cold in here
Fuck this horrible weather!
I need a hot pot
My Hanukkah snake
Jewish trousers can’t tame it!
Stop, you’re not Jewish
*I hope you enjoyed it. We certainly did. Cheers!
-BRP
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