In honor of the O.G. D.M., we present this surrealist letter. Enjoy.
Dear Dungeon Master,
It’s you fault I’m a geek. For my first game, I made my mother cry. She deserved it – no one spills Mountain Dew and then gives me a time out!
Back to you, though. You are my “Mommy Dearest” of gaming. My Led Zepplin of gansta dice rollin’. I remember the dark days of the barbarian horde acid tests. Those blurred times of natural twenties and funions drove me to natural lovin’. My magic sword of bugbear attraction. What happened next made me shake in my tunic.
The reason I’m writing you is that you’re dead. Roll in peace, in open-ended critical heaven –(heart)
(name withheld)
As a bonus, I’m going to post this chart. If you’ve never seen it before… well, you haven’t missed much. But it is pretty damned funny.
Cheers! I’ll post some more stuff tomorrow!
-BRP
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