Once again we have randomized our brains and lubricated our words with coffee – all for the sake of celebrating the birthday of a friend. He has many names, but we call him… Well, that’s not important.
Fucking piece of cake
It’s all up in my shit now
Exit only man
Big and hairy man
We love your huge bulk and heart
Your love kills slowly
I know what I want
A pony, a doll house and
A nasal lavage
Papa bear hug time
Baby bear grips a pillow
Lay back, enjoy it
We want you to dance!
Please sing more “Swamp Thing” for us!
Birthday blowjob, eh?
And there you have it. Not exactly the most universal birthday haiku, but perfectly appropriate for our purposes. Just remember: birthdays are real, the rest is speculation.
-BRP
Coffee Night 
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