Aaaaand we’re back. With a new layout, a new lust for life and new material. Please do let us know if you like the newness. Please do not offer us drugs, sex or sex-drugs. We like our naughty bits the way they are.
Hey! This is a new game! Just came up with a variation on the ol’ ‘Opposites’ standard. Every third line should be a random tangent, which the line should oppisitify. Yes, Oppositify is a perfectly cromulent word. Enjoy!
McCain is doomed
Blessed be Obama
I am not McCain’s friend
I wanna be Obama’s friend
I definitely don’t wanna be McCain’s enemy
Palin has a moosetache!
Otters for Biden!
Ferrets against Palin!
That’s like putting lipstick on a ferret!
Sarah Palin?
Nilap Haras!
Onomatopoeia
Speaking
Signing
And then all the pink elephants came out to play
Sobriety and decorum are our standards
We are rockin’ with Dokken!
That one!
This one!
Those two
Putin rears his head!
Reagan nods off
Carter jacks off
Stephen Spielberg is an alien
But Uwe Boll is a Nazi
Stephen Spielberg is an alien
Coffee incontinence is not funny
And there you have it. We’ll be posting more often, I hope. Every day, if I have my druthers (and boy do I have a lot of druthers!). Cheers!
-BRP
Coffee Night 
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