I love Shatner
I hate people without awesomeness in their soul
I love Trevor
I love to verbally pummel Trevor
You hate aurally stroking Addy
I love silently staying PAT
You hate loudly going punch
I’m a bored drinker
You are the life of the buffet
You’re killin’ the buzz over dinner
You’re keepin’ the love alive over brunch
I’m shitting on physical relationships at snack-time!
You create mental solitude for fasting
We destroy physical togetherness against overeating
Nothing is empty, everything is connected
I don’t really know what to say about this. It reads like a love ‘manifesto’ to me. You see? You see how all things that flow from Shatner are GOLD?! Yes, you see all too well…
Furthermore, I would like to make sure these notes are part of the ‘Record’:
“A good artist borrows. A genius artist steals.” -Picaso
Dane Cook: a crappy throw pillow
Gene Simmons brand SUGAR: Tastes like ROCK!
I also related the long and lusty tale of the following exchange:
ME: Gimme a kiss, baby.
Wife: Ooh baby (kisses me)
ME: I kinda feel like gettin’ freaky…
Wife: Oh, really? (laughs) ‘Freaky’ is it?
ME: Mm hm, I wanna put on a wizard robe–
Wife: Oh God! (laughs)
ME: … and pull out my +10 Rod of Fucking–
Wife: (screams, hits me) Stop! Stop stop…
ME: Aw, c’mon baby…
Wife: (stifling laughter) I can’t believe you!
ME: Make your save versus O-Face!
Wife: Never say that again! (cringes)
ME: Ahhh… what?
Wife: No. (laughs) You’re so bad…
ME: Damn…
And, I only embellished that story a wee bit! The lesson to be learned is this: She still slept with me! Ha! I win! Ommmmm.
Cheers and salutations!
-BRP
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