A: “… and I had a Cougar Burger –“
Me: “Wait. You had a Cougar Burger?! Oh my god – that’s so dirty!”
A: (laughs) “Oh, you know it is.”
E: “Oh my god. It’s like an older woman’s BEAV!”
And so, we come to the musical portion of tonight’s festivities. Based on idiotic morning dj “antics”: Your Favorite Sex Act, As A Food Name.
Blow-pop
Reece’s Pieces
Double-Decker Taco
French Dipper
Stay-Puff
Quarter-Pounder with cheese
Rooty-tooty, fresh ‘n fruity
S’mores… mmm…
Monte Cristo
Mountain Dew
Hand-Dipped Milkshake
All-you-can-eat seafood platter
Cake ‘n Eggs
Fun Dip
Pie ala mode
Bullseye
Pigs in a blanket
Chocolate-covered pretzel
Hootnannies
Snickerdoodle
Cougar burger
Hungarian goulash
Fish taco (too easy!)
Fine aged cheddar
Red vines
Key lime pie
Original Grand Slam
Creamed Bagel
Stuffed french toast
Twice-baked potato
Creamed corn
Bangers and mash
Chocolate fondue
Cherry Garcia
Pulled pork
Please – PLEASE! – if you have more… don’t tell me. I seem to have lost my appetite from just this much. For a really funny time-waster, try to figure out who wrote down which food item. Uh huh. I mean, I’ll readily admit to putting down Pigs in a blanket, ok? That’s nothing like the Double-decker taco – which is just plain disgusting. Ew. Oh, wait… it’s like two vaginas! Nevermind.
-BRP
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