Please note: I did not create this, nor am I affiliated with DJO. I am, however, totally in love with these guys. I want to crawl into their video editing software and make sweet, dirty sex to the Weirdness.
Oh, I’m sorry – is that TMI? STFU, I am ROFLMAO. It’s like someone shot down a ROFLcopter with a LMAOcket. And, uh, then there was a… um… crash? Yeah.
-BRP
Maybe it’s just me, but everywhere I look, the world seems more and more insane. Corn production is eaten up by bio-diesel, which causes starvation. Japan is out of cheese. The price of rice (RICE, for Bob’s sake!) has skyrocketed. Meat prices are at an all-time high, but Canada is paying pig ranchers to kill off their stock. And, of course, there are the cults.
Russian doomsday cults in caves, Japanese death cults in subways, US racist cults in silos… At least the creepy Mormon cults are getting their day in the sun. Child-brides and forced family swapping, all led by a charismatic and tyrannical Father.
Praise Eris, that the internet is there to provide context. Understanding. Solace.
Ahhhh… that makes everything feel much better. Thanks internet!
-BRP
PS: Jon ‘Baldy’ Gates will be at java – tomorrow night. You have been warned…
Submitted without comment. Except this one. And that one. Oh, hell, so there are a few comments. Enjoy.
“Steve is not happy with the… process so far.”
-BRP
This is a perfect example of some cross-dicordianism, right here. We made the S.G., then I recorded (crappy) audio of it being read aloud and then I made a little video out of it. I could say that it speaks to the power of decontextualisation and… uh, how the transliterative structure of, um, poetry carries with the seeds of radicalized thought… and stuff. I could say that, but I won’t.
thirty-four seconds
This is dedicated to Hasselhoff. And Teal.
-BRP
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