(image: Justin Shearer)
The devil said, ‘Go fish’
The devil said, ‘Go monkeys’
The teacher yelled, ‘Stop monkeys!’
The teacher yelled, ‘Stop babies!’
The teacher yelled, ‘Stop! Rabies!’
‘Stop the teacher’ yelled rabies
‘Stop Mr. Teacher’ yelled rabies
‘Wait, Mr. Teacher!’ yelled Ryan
‘Wait mister!’ yelled Ryan
‘Wait… mister’ whispered Ryan
‘Wait… mister’ Ryan blubbered
Wait… Mr. Ryan
Wait… Mr.
No… sir.
Yes… sir!
Yes, sire!
Help, sire!
Help!
Holy God Loving Pandas
Holy Gestalt Loving Pandas Crying
What the fuck turkey crying
Crying, the turkey fucked what?
Laughing, the turkey fucked what? Where?
The fucking turkey laughed!
I don’t wanna get into a whole blame-game here, but somebody broke our fuckin’ game. Seriously. I dunno what was in someone’s bloodstream, but they apparently forgot what we were doing and made up their own game – halfway through. That means they did it right, at least once, before they just decided to do whatever they wanted.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m not full of fussy bitchery or anything – I think it makes things better. Playing off internet meme #2407, I say: “Yo dawg, we heard you like random shit. So we put some random shit in your chaos, so you can dance like a monkey while you incorporate modern tarriff restrictions on the selection of fish for hitting and kissing the tarmac.”
-BRP
Coffee Night 
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