What do you think of Shakespeare?
Because Jesus slept with your mother.
Why is your mom such a whore for religious figures?
So’s your face.
What’s in the sauce?
Uh, I did my thesis on something completely different.
Can you elaborate on that?
Secret ninjas are the answer.
Why does Christian Bale move silently?
An adorable pussycat.
Why?
Because I said so.
What makes you such an expert?
Giving Rod Blagojevich a hand-job.
What would you sell your soul for?
Ask George Bush.
What’s the deal with airline food?
Depends on the variables…
What’s the deal with books anyway?
A baby blue robin’s egg.
Why is Miss Addy’s peanut brittle so good?
It is the madness!
What is the capital of New Mexico?
Margaritas and drag queens.
Hey sugar, what’s your name?
Because all the water was gone and Moses floated away.
Wow, look at that. Such a nice and bizarre Q&A session. As per usual, people writing the answers couldn’t see the question. These are always more miss than hit, but this one turned out nicely. It’s actually a bit more coherent than a few conversations I’ve had lately.
-BRP
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