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		<title>Shakespeare -&amp;- Moses</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/shakespeare-moses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you think of Shakespeare?
Because Jesus slept with your mother.
Why is your mom such a whore for religious figures?
So&#8217;s your face.
What&#8217;s in the sauce?
Uh, I did my thesis on something completely different.
Can you elaborate on that?
Secret ninjas are the answer.
Why does Christian Bale move silently?
An adorable pussycat.
Why?
Because I said so.
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		<title>Picky Sins</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2009/10/28/picky-sins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[funky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[superman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not picky
I&#8217;m not plucky
I&#8217;m not funky
I&#8217;m super funky
I&#8217;m super
I&#8217;m super-duper
I&#8217;m super-uper-duper!
I&#8217;m super-uper-fly!
I super fly
Superman flies
Super man-flies
Superman died
Superman died for you!
Superman died for all of us
The Wondertwins died for all of us
The Wondertwins died for all our sins
The Wondertwins: For all of our sins!
All of our sins have wonderful twins

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		<title>Equinox Haiku Orgy</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/equinox-haiku-orgy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[shatner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is crazy time
Batshit can be loads of fun!
I am the walrus




Pat is the walrus
His tusks are not just for show
Blood waters clover



Hot coconut bras
Nasty, juicy maracas
Make me dance funny

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Convicts do the jive
Baby shake your tail feather
The tail feather is!



The cat hides at night
He is the kitten savior
Shatner loves his pussy

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		<title>Thunder &amp; Smoke</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/thunder-smoke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>butchrobotpope</dc:creator>
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Listen to my thunder
Cherish silence
Kick, wham, pow!
Kiss, slap &#38; tickle&#8230;
Punch, maim, strangle
My belly is full of love
I exude hate
Your love belly explodes with jiggly joy
Salmon are very good to their mothers
My salmon don&#8217;t need no baby daddy
The eagle is our sky mother
Brain monkeys love chlorine
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		<title>A Letter to a Sick Friend</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2009/10/23/a-letter-to-a-sick-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>butchrobotpope</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ed McMahon]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[reverse letter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest, darling Trevor,
Have Madeline put edible paint on yourself.  Here are some silly, ridiculous things to remember.   First of all, don&#8217;t let them commit you to crazification!
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		<title>DOWN is not the opposite of UP</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2009/10/22/down-is-not-the-opposite-of-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[announcement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butchrobotpope]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I
I am
I am coming
I am coming back
I am coming backwards
HA!  New posts coming soon.
-BRP
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		<title>Answer The Question</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2008/10/17/answer-the-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>butchrobotpope</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are you so hardcore?
Becuase I was caught not flushing the urinal.
Why do you smell like a &#8216;74 Chevy Nova?
Because I have anal retentive OCD tendencies.
Why do you always look so stylish?
Because I&#8217;m cold &#38; tired &#38; still amused.
Why are you such an awesome bowler?
&#8216;Cuz my sense of humor is totally off.
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		<title>Electoral Frottage!</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/electoral-frottage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>butchrobotpope</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[pork pie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Personally, I like the idea of &#8216;Electoral Frottage&#8217;.  Ya know, the &#8220;non-penatrative sex&#8221; kind.  It&#8217;s a good metaphor about our national politics.  I sort of feel like that from time to time &#8211; as if I were the victim of some kind of fully clothed sexual/political assault.  Oh, I&#8217;m sorry &#8211; a &#8217;survivor&#8217;.  Well, so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coffeenight.wordpress.com&blog=2512765&post=71&subd=coffeenight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Hawking to Messiah</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2008/10/12/stephen-hawking-to-messiah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>butchrobotpope</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/?p=66</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh hellZ yeah!  The geek gloves are comin&#8217; off!  Give it up, for MC Hawking!

You brought Stephen Hawking to the table
You brought Stephen Hawking to bed
Elvis brought Stephen Hawking to bed
Elvis loves Stephen in bed
Elvis is Stephen in bed
Elvis is courage in bed
Elvis is in bed
Elvis is in Fred
Elvis is Fred
Fred is an ass-hat
Fred has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coffeenight.wordpress.com&blog=2512765&post=66&subd=coffeenight&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Opposite Tangents</title>
		<link>http://coffeenight.wordpress.com/2008/10/11/opposite-tangents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>butchrobotpope</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aaaaand we&#8217;re back.  With a new layout, a new lust for life and new material.  Please do let us know if you like the newness.  Please do not offer us drugs, sex or sex-drugs.  We like our naughty bits the way they are.
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