This is crazy time
Batshit can be loads of fun!
I am the walrus
Pat is the walrus
His tusks are not just for show
Blood waters clover
Hot coconut bras
Nasty, juicy maracas
Make me dance funny
(image: Robyn Gallagher, Flickr)
Convicts do the jive
Baby shake your tail feather
The tail feather is!
The cat hides at night
He is the kitten savior
Shatner loves his pussy
(image: BitchBuzz, Flickr)
Haiku are always so strange. Sometimes they flow with a perfect rhythm and other times they fall like a brick dropped on a pile of dog shit. Since these were all created via some communal-mind, addled by copious amounts of coffee, I think I can overlook some of the defects. After all, it delivered perhaps the Greatest Shatner Haiku of all time. That counts for a lot.
-BRP
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