Dearest, darling Trevor,
Have Madeline put edible paint on yourself. Here are some silly, ridiculous things to remember. First of all, don’t let them commit you to crazification!
Nobody will know. For fun, let’s say that we document your stupor. Watch out, Ed McMahon live in the hospital. So, maybe in the wee hours. I wanted her, besides, the buttherface nurse was HAWT! You better be careful when you drink chicken soup. The leprechaun said, “You should know, your rats are in my novel.” “Alas! Alack! Hark!” Then he said, she said, “The End.” Never trust women in purple. Watch out, because Barney is an antichrist.
When you are better, come to my orgy. I invited you. If you come, we can ride my favorite pony. We love you because you’re such a little girl.
yours always,
Coffee Night
We wrote this Reverse Letter three words at a time – backwards, of course. Trevor went into the hospital yesterday, with a bad case of pneumonia – a complication from the H1N1 virus.
Is this letter crude? Mad? Grossly inappropriate to dedicate to such a sick comrade? Go to hell. How could you think that?
-BRP
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