Kingdom, Phylum, Class, etc

a trouble of quim
a murder of vaginas
a pod of cunts
a crock of cunts
a plethora of pussy
a flock of sniz
a tangle of twats
a mess of poon
a gargle of cooze
a gaggle of cooch
a clutch of cooze
a batch of vag
a batch of bajingo
an ogle of ovum
a school of tuna
a pack of snatch
a horde of hoo-hoo
a bushel of bush
a hive of hoochie
a sisterhood of yaya
a porche of pooter

a copse of cocks
a team of shlong
a procession of shlong
a dangle of pud
a bucket of trouser-snake
a stampede of stump
a herd of hard-on
a litter of love rod
a den of wiener
a flock of cock
a pack of babymaker
a scrote of junk
a frat of wang
a skouch of shwing-shwong
a wad of wrinklestein
a faggot of rod
a mischief of man-meat
a swarm of jimmy
a grove of peepers
a pile of penis
a pride of prick

I really don’t know what to say about this. It just… happened. It started when someone said “PENIS!”, to see a certain someone else crack up. From there, (un)natural scientific curiosity took over. For a moment, I actually felt a little sorry for the other patrons, who had to listen to us shout these out to each other.

I’m curious to see if there are any obvious ones that we missed. Well? Whatcha got? Cheers!

-BRP